Mini-Malkovitch
I recently met a guy who looks exactly like a miniature version of John Malkovitch. He’s a *serious* Buddhist, and he likes to make proclamations.
Here are some of the proclamations he has made so far:
1. One year is too long for me to have gone without being in a relationship. (it probably goes without saying that I didn’t solicit his opinion on this matter.)
2. It’s more compassionate to invite people to have a cup of tea than a cocktail. (thanks MM! your holiday parties must be so much fun!)
3. Witty banter and sarcasm are a waste of energy. (now I definitely need a cocktail…)
4. He is my kind of people. (no)
5. Sinbad is a funny comedian. (NO)
I see MM at least once a week, and I have a feeling he’ll have lots more wisdom to share, so stay tuned.
